Conveyancing

It sure is a thrill-a-minute working with Sandrine. Every day is an adventure. Every meeting, a journey of self-discovery.

 

Well, it’s a journey of discovery at least. We’re plunging the depths of that woman’s madness more and more every day. At today’s meeting, she accused us all of letting down the conveyancing solicitors we had sworn to serve. Okay, first, Sandrine… no one has sworn any oaths. You made that up. And our numbers are actually looking good. The conveyancing firms who we have as clients seem pretty happy with the work we do, and we’re getting all kinds of great leads, so actually, the conveyancers seem to be doing pretty well, thank you kindly.

But Sandrine is convinced that our office is beholden to every single property market professional in all of Melbourne, and if we don’t have them as a client, then we’re failing them. Our services are just THAT good. Well, I think most of them are fine, Sandrine, and besides, we’re not a mega corporation. We can’t contact every single place in Melbourne that does property transfers and say we can 100% help them with their work. We don’t have the resources.

Sandrine came across like a military general, but I get the feeling that she was trying, in her own, twisted way, to give a motivational speech. Like, “We don’t have every single client possible? Well, go out there and get every single client possible! NOW!!”

Yeah, that’s not how business works. No one owns 100% of the market; otherwise the market shuts down. And besides, while we’re good at what we do, I’m sure that one conveyancing firm Carnegie area locals are so dependent on (according to Sandrine) will survive to knock out another Section 32 without us. At least, that is, until we become an actual mega corporation with 10,000 staff members. And Sandrine still won’t be satisfied. She has a fixation with making everyone and everything her property by contract. Maybe that’s why she wants all these solicitors on board so badly. 

-Raya

I don’t want to be, like…snooty, or anything. Still, I do really think that Pro Fidget Spinning is a little bit above most of its competitors. When I say that, I mean all the fringe sports waiting to gain mainstream acceptance. None of them really cater to a mass demographic like we do, they don’t strike the balance between movement and non-movement…I just really think we have a wider appeal, which is why you need to get onto changestuff.net and contribute to our campaign to find a proper venue to play games of Pro Fidget Spinner. There are basketball courts, swimming pools, football fields…but no dedicated space for Pro Spinners. We have our eye on a warehouse, and we’re looking for conveyancers in the Carlton area who can help us with the moving. As it turns out, buying a whole building and then renovating it for a specific purpose isn’t done with a snap of the fingers. We just need some extra funding (by which I mean a LOT of extra funding) so we can buy the building, contact and gain the services of these conveyancers, get planning permission, hire some workmen to convert it into the perfect Pro Spinning arena, and then kit it out with sporting supplies. We need, like…a couple of million at most. How much do conveyancers cost? I actually don’t know.

We’re all sports people, not property experts, which is why we need YOUR help. I mean, we definitely need it if you’re an expert in conveyancing and settlement. or if you can do large-scale renovations on the cheap, or you know a thrifty place for pads and other sporting equipment. Otherwise, you can contribute to our changestuff.net campaign, and together, we can purchase and create the Pro Fidget Spinning arena of our dreams. THEN we’ll be on the radar!

-Fitz