Some people really love to make a fuss! You tell one tiny little white lie, and next thing you know they’re demanding your head on a stake. I’ll admit that it’s marginally unethical to tell the whole office you’ve got a medical condition that you don’t technically have, but sometimes the ends justify the means, …
I swear to dog, Karen is just looking for things to complain about. If it’s not that her job is too fulfilling or her fiance too supportive, it’s her house being too big. That was the hot topic at brunch this morning. I had to focus really hard on my poached salmon slider to keep …
What do we think about robots at the moment? Are they going to make our lives easier and more balanced by reducing our workload of repetitive tasks? Or are they going to introduce us to a new wave of stressors, unlike any we’ve seen before? More than likely, the reality will fall somewhere between the …
Meg so hot, Hot, hot Meg Meg so hot She fry an egg. Um, excuse me while I squee. See, it’s all thematically linked. Bradley made his fortune doing ducted gas heating repairs in Melbourne, and even now that he’s moved onto managing multiple businesses, you could still say that he’s remembered as a ducted …
Onto the next experiment then: proving that all windows, and indeed all glass, is actually a portal to another dimension. I’m confident here, although I’ll need to access this dimension in some small way to prove my hypothesis. And this is going to require I speak to commercial glaziers in Melbourne, and that could go …
Well, it’s a journey of discovery at least. We’re plunging the depths of that woman’s madness more and more every day. At today’s meeting, she accused us all of letting down the conveyancing solicitors we had sworn to serve. Okay, first, Sandrine… no one has sworn any oaths. You made that up. And our numbers …
The way Britney tells it, it’s like she has a direct connection to the best air conditioning Canberra businesses rely on. She not only gets the best service but her air con unit has the power to create instant winter. Yeah that’s a thing when you’ve got wealthy parents. Britney is seriously trying to make us believe …
Like, did they…did they get out? The show didn’t go back to them, so maybe they were eaten by whales. But today we got what might be the first three-part episode! As Grant had to row all the way back to buy portable oxygen chambers in Melbourne because Janine was getting seriously oxygen sick and …
No, that’s not right. It’s like a bunch of property conveyancing professionals coming together to draft articles about the benefits of renting for life. I don’t want to assume the opinions of any of the conveyancers working in Melbourne, of course, because maybe a lot of them support renting for certain demographics. Just because you …
Only now do I realise that I had a shadow twin. Only now, upon my 21st birthday, do my parents tell me the terrible truth. This was supposed to be a day of fun! Yes, it would seem that we were separated at birth. This was down to two factors: one was that my twin …