Maybe Conveyancing Later

No, that’s not right. It’s like a bunch of property conveyancing professionals coming together to draft articles about the benefits of renting for life. I don’t want to assume the opinions of any of the conveyancers working in Melbourne, of course, because maybe a lot of them support renting for certain demographics. Just because you …

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Twin Foot Trouble

Only now do I realise that I had a shadow twin. Only now, upon my 21st birthday, do my parents tell me the terrible truth. This was supposed to be a day of fun! Yes, it would seem that we were separated at birth. This was down to two factors: one was that my twin …

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Questionable Content

Alright, now Her-Bla is just blatantly mocking my way of life, and I won’t have it in my home. I won’t say Marley is obsessed with it, but she seems to like it okay. It’s aimed at six-year-old girls, I guess. If there are bright colours and girls saying ‘YEAH, GIRL POWER, BOYS ARE FOOLS!’ …

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Sewers Still Exist

Alright, so we still have sewers. Also, telephone poles. I know! Who even knew we still had those things?? I just kinda assumed that people had found ways to get rid of them for good, thus accelerating mankind into a new and glorious age, but they’re still here. the sewer thing was reasonable enough, because …

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My Big Break

Wow, gosh. The Hair-Olympics, and I’m on the team. Me! One moment I’m walking past the windows of the hair salons open in David Jones, wishing I could one day be so skilled that I get a job cutting hair in the CBD. Such a prominent position, but probably not one for me. Always thought …

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Kitchen Makes Home

Looks like Sandrine’s scarred for life again. We all told her, straight up in our first meeting, that she shouldn’t be back at work. It might have come across as being brutally honest, but it needed to be said. Last time we saw her she was having a nervous breakdown and saying that our competitors …

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Melbourne Loves Boats

I’ve been thinking about boating a lot lately. I know that seems like a random thing to have on my mind but I’ve always been fond of the water. If you need outboard motor repairs, Melbourne area locals, then you’re in the right place for that sort of thing. I only just moved here from up north …

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Groove Cave

I’m stoked to announce that the small bar project that Randy, Mel, Billy and I started over a year ago is almost ready to go! When I say almost, I mean there’s still at least a couple of months of work to knock over, but we’ve finally arrived at the fun bit: interior decor. Time …

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Windows and Doors

Windows…we have no need of them here. Back in Urusai Castle, we had no windows, only stone openings that were impenetrable. Of course, we had no doors either, not in the western sense. Much has changed since we moved here, despite our efforts to transform this space into the glorious headquarters we once had. As …

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